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A thing said when someone is struggling horribly to carry something
*someone struggling to carry a bass*
Random Person: So thats how the egyptians built the pyramids
Random Person 2: Dude you forgot to capitalize Egyptians
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When Anton Hessler wraps his girl up in toilet paper and shoves his crooked horse cock into her nose resulting in permanent brain damage.
“Yo have you heard? Anton Hessler did an Egyptian Lobotomy on Aidan Hessler in their shower.”
The act of sneaking up behind an unsuspected target (male or female) and grabbing their genitals from behind with a hook shapped arm inbetween their legs.
The egyptian part of the name relates to how the egyptians would insert a hook into a dead persons ass to remove their organs.
i dare you to give that bitch a sneaky egyptian they wont see it coming.
the fear of Egyptian people and their personality.
she was very annoying and mean, that probably cause shes Egyptian, god I hate it, I have Egyptian phobia
Basically giving a woman money because she’s beautiful.
Alex won’t French kiss you but maybe you should try Egyptian Kissing, she’s a fan of that.
When a man covers a women's eyes with their testicles and farts in their mouth... A way of courting.
Man: "She loved the Egyptian sandgoggles I gave her so much, she couldn't even speak"
The art of getting topped off discreetly and dropping off the kids in an extremely aesthetically pleasing manner. Photo evidence needed
James just got the best Egyptian blumpkin ive seen. Did you see the shots? Insane