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When u got an indent in ya head from ur gaming headset. Usually occurs after an intense gaming session. Conditions may vary in size depending on how much of a dedicated gamer the individual truly is.
Aye Owlahs why u jus pull up and ain’t brush the gamer dent out ur hair before class?
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The weather (according to preference, usually High 40s, Low 60s) at which a gamer can open ones windows to participate in a comfortable gaming experience. This term was made after gamers ran into an issue where their PC, when playing a hard-to-run game, would heat up their room to an uncomfortable level.
Anthony: Hey Aaron, is it gamer weather outside? It's getting kinda hot in my room.
Aaron: Hell yeah it's gamer weather! It's 55 outside!
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Things that get in the way of the game assassin victory lane, e.g. dust, chip-dip, greasy sticky slimy gamer residue. It's a fact that dirty gear doesn't perform as well as clean gear, and may even crash and burn!
"Truth be told, I'd love to fuck your ass, but I've got gamer gunk I need to clean." - Ben M
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When your wrist becomes sore from holding of video game controllers brought on by playing video games during most of your waking hours for several days straight. Signs of Gamer's Wrist are pain in outer-wrist joint while moving, grabbing or lifting and loss of strength. Usually mistaken for or stereotyped as Masturbator's Cramp which is entirely different or carpal tunnel syndrome which is a pain and stiffness on the inside of the hand caused by online games.
Especially severe in games which require a lot of clicking and tapping of buttons. Takes around 3 to 9 days to completely heal with moderate gaming. Gaming for more than 3 hours a day during may prolong the healing process. Treat with tiger balm or mineral ice type remedies. A wrist bandage may help but will increase stiffness if kept on overnight.
"ugh...my wrist."
"Been Masturbating?
"No, it's Gamer's Wrist."
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When a gamer focuses in on a televison screen and proceeds to stand up out of their chair, for competitive advantage.
Why is Mark so close to the screen like that?
Oh, don't mind him. He has a bad case of Gamer Vision.
Generally aged 5-10 years old, this person has severe insecurity issues. So much so, in fact, that when they go onto an online game, they attempt to bring down their opponents (and sometimes even their teammates) by bullying them, targeting them in games, and slandering them over the game chat.
They are sore losers, too, and refuse to believe that anyone who beats them at an online game is a skilled player, and not some form of a hacker who "used scripts" to beat them.
SCENARIO I
'jwrshjls' was killed by 'XX_RandomGamer_xX'!
(Xx_RandomGamer_xX): haha
(Xx_RandomGamer_xX): jwrshjls is trash
(Xx_RandomGamer_xX): ez kill
(Xx_RandomGamer_xX): im pro
(jwrshjls): toxic gamer alert
SCENARIO II
'jwrshjls' has won the game!
(Xx_RandomGamer_xX): HACKER
(jwrshjls): ?
(Xx_RandomGamer_xX): YOU USED SCRIPTS
(jwrshjls): um no
(jwrshjls): i used skills to win
(Xx_RandomGamer_xX): IMPOSSIBLE
(Xx_RandomGamer_xX): BYE HACKER NOOB
'Xx_RandomGamer_xX' has disconnected
(jwrshjls): rage quitter lol