Jack-off Everyday, Except Passover
He's driving a JEEP. He's beating his meat 364 days a year.
Rubber ducks that JEEP cult members keep in their rectums until they see another JEEP in a parking lot, at which time they remove the rubber duck from their rectum and place it somewhere on the newfound JEEP as a gift. If the JEEP belongs to a fellow cult member, they will display their ass-scented gift on their dashboard until the scent wears off at which time they put the duck into their rectum and repeat the process.
There is about 2 dozen JEEP Ducks on the dashboard of that Wrangler, I bet the aroma is impressive even when the doors and roof are removed
When a person or persons, typically male, observe or discuss anything and everything related to a Jeep. The art of admiring one s or someone else’s Jeep or their parts. The need to talk about Jeeps constantly.
Wow Bill, that’s a nice picture of your drive shaft you sent me. Maybe later we can go Jeeping together.
Those guys are looking at each other’s Jeeps in the Dairy Queen parking lot. They must be Jeeping.