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When an adult jumps in the shower with a pre adolescent male and proceeds to bear hug them from behind.
Timmy: Why so glum today Jimmy?
Jiimmy: Coach just gave me a Jerry Sandusky.
Timmy: Bummer
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(n.) A mixed drink consisting of 2 parts of Sailor Jerry's rum, mixed into 3 parts of Cherry Coke. A splash of Bicardi 151 goes well to increase the alcohol content without affecting taste.
Barkeep, hook me up with 3 Cherry Jerry's!
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Describes a person as incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time
I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.
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A religious fundamentalist whose main purpose in life is topoint out people who are diffrent and tell them to go to hell. FUCK YOU JERRY FALWELL!!!!!!!!
Jerry Falwell is a dirty prick.
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A jerry-curled mullet. Business in the front, party in the back, and greasy all over.
Wow... he's innovating on the 80's. Check out that dude's jerry mullet.
Person one: hey did you get your podcast graded
Person two: no I have Jerry Lubos
To smoke copius amounts of pot. Often times prior to enjoying an all-you-can-eat buffet. One can Jerry down before during or after work.
I am going to Jerry down tonight, Ogle my sons girlfriends then play Rocky Raccoon.
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