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Mini Metro is an android and apple game that has existed since August 2014. It is popular due to its unique puzzle elements. It is normally sold for the price of 99 cents. It was included in the App Store Best of 2016.
I love this new game I just got mini metro.
The Metro Spectrum is the term that defines the full range of metro-sexual traits typically reflected in a man's hygiene, fashion choices and grooming habits.
In a sentence:
"My friend tends to be a little on the high end of the Metro-Spectrum."
On the low end of the Metro Spectrum are men who don't seem too concerned with outward appearances. In the middle are men who enjoy nice shoes and fitted shirts. Things like trimmed arm hair and a shaved chest are found on the high end.
From low to high:
Gary Busey
Zach Galifianakis
Will Ferrel
Guy Fieri
Daniel Craig
Justin Timberlake
Ryan Seacrest
Tim Gunn
Stains on clothing obtained by using public transportation or walking in public.
Bob: Jane, did you realize you had a huge stain on your sleeve?
Jane: No! This jacket is brand new. Ahh! It must be from me leaning on the Metro this morning.
Bob: Looks like a bad case of metro rash.
The metro station of whores. Go in a nice person, come out a filthy whore.
This is a girl who is nothing but lies. She invites people in seeming nice and you believe it for a short while. Behind that is a bitch who will talk about you behind your back in the worst ways. They manipulate and pressure you to do things you don't want to. Know as the kings cross station of whores, while she is not a whore herself but she turns any innocent person into one. Goes along with a Poodle Rat very nicely.
She has terrible parenting and does not listen. Most teachers think she is a nusense but will be kind to her because they want their paychecks. Parents are part of the school and/or sports teams but don't involve themselves to know what's really going on.
They hang out in convenience stores and with the only people who will waste their time on them.
They are terrible at all sports but somehow think they're amazing and that everyone is their friend but we know you hate them and are being used.
They only hangout with 1 friend group everyday and whoever gets sucked into beware for you will be hurt time and time again and become a complete whore. The FAKEST person you will ever meet.
"This girl invited me to hangout"
"no don't hang with her she's a metro-bitch. I don't want you to turn into the scum of the earth like that"
A reverse Eiffel Tower. 2 girls riding one guy, either facing each other or different directions.
“Bro I hooked up with 2 aphis last night. Took them on the London Metro”
“That’s so raftus bro”
The most piece of shit mass transit system ever erected by the U.S. government. It not only runs late and is unreliable on every aspect whatsoever, it smells like garbage and you might get tetanus or AIDS just by sitting or holding on to the rails inside the car.
The stations have racist cops, their escalators never work, and when operating it sounds like an elephant getting smashed by a garbage truck. The stations are never air conditioned despite bragging about having installed new ones. Their also frequently visited by ugly people.
Some violent incidents and grievances occur on the Metro on a daily basis. These include drivers leaving the wheel and fighting the passengers, hobos stabbing people randomly, and gays obnoxiously bragging about the pointless shit they buy at the Georgetown Banana Republic.
Also expect to wait 20 to 30 minutes for a train. You can check when a train is coming by the oh-so-efficient new Metro app except it doesn't fucking work, 'cause there is never service!
Due to high crime rates and drug trafficking, D.C. Metro no longer offers services to Northeast D.C., mainly the Howard/Shaw stop.
Washingtonian 1: "Hey why hasn't the train arrived yet? I've been standing here for 45 minutes. And the person next to me smells like shit."
Washingtonian 2: "What are you, fucking retarded? You're using the D.C. Metro to get to work?"
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