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Muslim kryptonite

a synonym for pork, used in an episode of wonder showzen where the kiddies take a tour of a meat packing plant

pig walks by ooh! look! Muslim kryptonite!

by penguinopolipitese August 4, 2006

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Ramadan Muslim

A Muslim who doesn't follow their faith at all, except for when Ramadan arrives.

Iqra: Did you see Khadija? I heard she just started wearing the khimar and dressing modestly.
Fatima: Loool yeah, even though she used to wear bootyshorts and went to clubs. She's a Ramadan Muslim.

by sharmuta June 11, 2018

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Muslim rice

Rice that is cooked by the muslims ,for the Muslims(originating among the Muslims of the Indian subcontinent.) i.e 'Biriyani.' Specially cooked when guests come to the house.

Aka 'Halal drug'

Ahmad: Bro how could you smoke? Your mom literally cooks the best muslim rice!
Abdullah: Yes bro, but only for guests.

by safwannabe October 15, 2022

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Poser Muslim

American Suburban youth that pretend to be muslim to get a rise out of post 9/11 working class America.

Slot is deemed a poser muslim after he copies and paste muslim recipes from search engines in threads about great recipes and it is discovered he does not take his TK like a man.

by Not Wake February 29, 2008

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Muslim Apologist

1. A person who white washes Islamic violence by throwing out a distraction such as another religion when the subject is Islam.

2. A person who will call you racist or a bigot for talking about statistics involving Muslims.

Muslim Apologist:
Example 1: Yes Bob I agree ISIS,Taliban,Boko haram, Al Shabab, Al Qaeda, Al-Nursa are a problems but lets talk about KKK, they are Christians and they killed people at one point in time..

Example 2: You racist bigot how dare you talk Muslims! I may agree Islam is bad and seen Islamic terrorism chart being 90% of the worlds average but lets talk about the abortion bombing a few decades ago instead.

by Atheism is correct April 5, 2015

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muslim head

The act of getting a blowjob by a Muslim in the country of indoneasia

Saya hanya punya sebuah Muslim Head tadi malam

by Nathan The Eel September 6, 2017

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Muslim Mania

A term reserved for Muslims that have gone crazy in an uprising to bring down their leaders. Specifically in cases like the Libyan & Egyptian uprisings back in early 2011 when many muslims rose up to overthrow their leaders and change their government. Unfortunately "Muslim Mania" can lead to widespread chaos and fighting in the Muslim world along with rising oil/gas prices around the world. "Muslim Mania" is also highly contagious because when one Muslim country starts an uprising, its neighboring countries start an uprise too (like Egypt, Libya and Tunisia).

Billy Bob: Hey Jane, have you seen all those Libyans rioting against Gadhafi?

Jane: Yeah i saw it on CNN's iReport. Someone needs to stop this Muslim Mania!

Jerry: (at a gas station filling up gas) Can you believe that gas rose to over $4 in just 2 weeks? Someone needs to stop this Muslim Mania!

CNN News Anchor: In other news, gas prices are expected to reach an all time high of $5 a gallon this summer as this Muslim Mania continues to spread across the Middle East and Northern Africa. We now go live to Anderson Cooper reporting from the center of this Muslim Mania.

by thuggin4real April 19, 2011

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