loch ness monster

a living, breathing, membrane(member) that sometimes gets irritated, in other words, extended.

He calls it the loch ness monster.

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Shit Ness Monster

A phrase that relates to the monster that REALLY lives in Loch Ness Lake. It is made of shit, hence, the term: Shit Ness Monster.

Also just a fun thing to say.

I just fell off my roof! Shit Ness Monster!

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bitch ass-ness

when niggas act like the girls in relationship

when girls just want to be booty calls and the guys wants a relationship the guy is being real bitch ass-ness

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Non OCD-Ness

Someone who doesn't have OCD.

Hisao's Sister does not suffer from Non OCD-Ness

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Pyro-e-ness

The probability of one to set fires at any given time.

I wouldn't invite him, he has a high pyro-e-ness

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Saint-Just-ness Syndrome

A rare and usually fatal disease of the teenage mind. Symptoms include a desire for kinky French sex with Saint-Just, irrational lust for Saint-Just, and the need to make shitty internet graphics of Robespierre and Saint-Just having gay sex.

Commonly occurs in teen girls, but is not limited to the female gender.

Random girl on deviantArt: OMG LIKE ROBESPIERRE AND SAINT-JUST BELONG TOGETHER. THEY ARE SUPER KAWAIII DESU!

Doctor: This is a classic example of Saint-Just-ness syndrome.

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Better Loch Ness Time

The Scottish version of "Better luck next time"

Thought up by Nadia Meinertz

Oh you didn't die from playing on your stupid sack trompet while matching around in slut-uniforms? Better Loch Ness time, then