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Nigel

Person that rizz girls or mums

jake was nigeling aleah. Nigel did me well last night!

by WrapItBeforeYouTapIt August 5, 2023


Nigel

A different name to describe a black friend of yours without being racist in any way shape or form.

David: 🎻🎻🎻
Me: you are a cotton picking Nigel

by DaveIsANigel June 17, 2019


Nigel

A NIGEL (usually written in capital letters) is a name for a person who is unbelievably fantastic that everyone should know or already knows about that person. It was a name given to a greek champion named Hercules, the name was changed to Nigel because that's was a name Zeus considered since it meant champion.

Wow Nigel has a big shlong

by SmokedHummus November 21, 2021


Nigel

To appear in the pub moments after a round had been paid for so as to avoid purchasing a beverage other than one’s own.

A pub full of people with full pints- in walks Nigel (who’s covertly been doing laps of the pub and window gazing so as to bide his time and know when to enter in order to minimise round cost).

Should a person enter a public house the moment a round has been acquired it’s colloquially known as “doing a nigel

The tight, long necked cunt.

by Mccraque December 14, 2018


Nigel

When you fancy a few beverages (Beveraaaage) you can have a Nigel Farage, shortened simply to a cheeky "Nigel".

Oi lads, anyone fancy a Nigel?

by BernardMatthews April 23, 2019


nigels

a multiple group if nigels in a gang

the nigels will shank you

by jakepauldaddy August 17, 2018


nigel

the best looking guy with an iq over 300 he made einstien brain damage when talking to him.

nigel: hey einstein
einstein: wat u want
nigel: u look like my kkb hair

by nigel's lover August 13, 2022