fruit flick

The gay equivalent to a chick flick. A film that indulges in the hopes and dreams of the viewer that happens to be the same sex as the actor/actress. A film that has a happy, fuzzy, ridiculously unrealistic ending. Typically the plot will be more unrealistic than that of a "chick flick."

Person 1: I love watching movies where two guys fall in love at the end.
Person 2: Fruit flicks aren't real.

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Fruit Fu

Fruit Fu is a martial art that uses fruit and other produce as weapons

Fruit Fu Master: Haha, I attack you by smashing a watermelon on your head

and squirting lemons into your eyes

Victim: arghhhh, that stings!

Fruit Fu master: submit or else i will break out my celery nunchucks.

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fruit wrinkles

Another name for fruit snacks.

Yo ma throw me some fruit wrinkles.

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smoke a fruit

A gangster's way of saying that they're going to shoot a gay guy.

"Damn Jamal, deez gays are pissin' me off. If I see one more scarf, I'm gonna smoke a fruit."

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Sewage Fruit

Magic Mushrooms.

"One porch, one dog, one cockroach only way to be
I got sewage fruit and it's growing out back from roots
I don't know if they belong to me" - Shannon Hoon, Blind Melon

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Fruit Fly

A woman who is friends with a gay or bisexual man but who does not have an interest in seducing them like many fag hags do. (Could be for a variety of reasons, they themselves maybe lesbians or may just enjoy being friends with a man who isn’t trying to get in their pants). Typically very attractive.

There are many a fruit fly in Florida.

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fruit booty

a sissy or a gay dude

That nigga is a fruit booty.

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