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A form of "rugby" invented by stupid northerners because they were too stupid to be able to understand the offside rules. Because of this there are no rucks, if you tackle someone you have to bugger off and let them have the ball back again.
Oh, I am a woman, I can't understand offside rules. I know lets invent a form of rugby for stupid people
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A boring, low-scoring game played by drunken louts. The players often abuse women sexually.
NRL is an unpopular sport in Australia because AFL is the national sport. When will they learn that their code is crap?
"NRL sucks! More people support the AFL."
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The inferior form of rugby. Invented in the North of England after a dispute over whether players should be paid. Can be quite tedious to watch as the defending team have to retreat after every tackle until the tackle count is reached.
Not as popular as rugby Union
Great tackle!! now bugger off and let him get the ball back.
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A dull game in which 2 chaps compete to see how long they can keep a ball in the air. There are 28 other blokes on the pitch at the same time, they roll around on the floor a lot but as the ball seems incidental to them it has never been made clear if they are part of the game or not. One other strange facet of the game is the bloke who keeps up a constant note on his whistle, presumably in an attempt to distract the 2 chaps keeping the ball in the air.
In France the game is usually played by wife murderers, in Australia by Quokka chuckers and in England by uncoordinated oafs who appear in court a lot.
Are you going to watch the rugby union game?
No, I am due in court for assault.
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Almost every rugby club has at one time encountered a rugby rogue. this traveling scumbag appears at practice or a match and joins the club willing to assist in the collective efforts. He is usually a piggy, and has a trade, like a carpenter or electrician, and finds a place to live with some of the batchleor players. Within a year, he leaves without notice, absconding with property and funds belonging to the roommates and the club.
Last year Rich started playing with us, and moved in with Android and Buddha. We should have been known that he was a rugby rogue since he was 35 and pocessed only a kit, some clothes and a 15 year-old Dodge truck. He sold $400 worth of raffle tickets, did not turn in any of the stubs or the money, and when we went to the house he was gone and so was Buddha's stereo and Android's furniture.
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a shit sport where everyone fingers each others arse.
puff
Daniel
Crap
noob
Nip spiort
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The ability to go out and get smashed with your rugby team after a game in a variety of different outrageous outfits such as dresses & togas, and not be labeled as weirdos. Because its not gay if its rugby!
Sarah: did you see the rugby boys last night? They were all in dresses!
Beth: well, dressing up is part of the rugby culture!