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1. When your schlong is drenched in a thick, oily sludge (also known as "dick cheese") as a result of poor penal hygene.
2. When you swab your throb cob in a large, lukewarm vat of week old stadium cheese.
1. "I have not showered in a while, so now i have a cheesy schlong."
2. "Salutations, my dear mad'am. I have inquired the knowledge of thou's compulsory indulgences of lactose-based treats, therefore I humbly offer you to succulate upon the Cheesy Schlong for which I dangle forth."
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Hey Mr. Bundy, check out that donky-schlong. It looks angry
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1. To be snaked.
2. To be beaten badly.
1. The mechanic is my friend, but he schlonged me on the price.
2. Even though my friends voted for me I still got schlonged in the election.
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When in school, you pull out your wang and show it to the teacher.
On "Jay Dog's" referrel I wrot he had his shlong swingin.
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When a girl sucks on your dick for so long it turns green
Stupid whore gave me a shrek schlong again so I slapped her in the face
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A penis that is beyond ridiculously long, its a ridonkulous schlong!
"dude, i bet jordans has a ridonkulous schlong!"
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one who is only used for his schlong for pleasure but is still whipped constantly by his Master/girlfriend.
I feel like a schlong donkey when i am with my girlfriend.
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