girlfriend season

That time of year right when fall starts when it is best to get a girlfriend to settle down with for the Winter, only to dump her come spring time, hence the seasonality of the relationship.

Dude#1: I love the start of Football season !

Dude#2: Yeah now that summer is almost over and I can't chase bikini's around the beach anymore it's also girlfriend season.

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thanksgiving season

It’s the time before thanksgiving when people like to still say it’s the Christmas season which in reality Christmas doesn’t start till after thanksgiving, therefore it’s the thanksgiving season

It’s November 17, merry Christmas! No we haven’t had thanksgiving yet, happy thanksgiving season

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sadboy season

Lengthy periods of sadness and loneliness for sad boys

You good bruh?
Yeah, it's just sadboy season

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Seasonal Gooch

Noun. The period of time between Christmas and New Year.

Oh, just my luck - I'm having to work in the Seasonal Gooch :(

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Cuddle Season

The time between October and February where singles rush to find dates for those holiday parties, meeting family, new year's kiss and lastly Valentine's Day. Most of these will end in disaster.

"I was on tinder and this girl invited me to her parents on Christmas"

" it's cuddle season man, she probably doesn't want her parents asking why she's still single again."

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Block Season

time of year when a person decides to spend indoors with their mate. This said mate is considered a block or a woman large in size. Usually lasts from October to late February in most cases.

In spring and summer months, slimmer women are preferred.

Ray: Damn homie, what's with all these fat chicks you've been dating lately?

Carl: Man, its Block Season bro. Its cold outchea... gotta stay warm, g.

Ray: Word.

Facebook Season

If you don't know what facebook season is, can you ever really understand it? The beginning of a semester when you are meeting lots of new people and you have to decide who to give the old friend request, and whose friend request to accept. Many people will just try to DM you to get homework answers, while others will take their metaphorical buckshot off the wall and gear up for another semester of hunting. And yardy know that hot freshman from your Econ discussion is in season. Just make sure not to accidentally like any of her mom's posts she's tagged in.

'Are you stalking that girl from lecture online?'
"Yardy know it's facebook season!"