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Evacuating ones bowels after working out. Usually filled with copious amounts of protein and semen.
Man, John just took a buff dump in that toilet.
the kind of buff you only get from being in jail for multiple years having nothing to do but work out.
Like Val Kilmer's bod at the end of the movie Felon or Edward Norton at the end of American History X.
For example:
" I met this totally hot guy at the beach the other day, he was fucking jail buff! "
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A person, usually a male, who thinks that they have a muscular, good looking physique. This person will wear t-shirts 2 sizes too small and walk around trying to stick out their chest. Will talk about how much they work out only to be laughed at by the opposite sex because of their puny appearance. It can also be someone new to the world of weight lifting who has lifted for 2 days and thinks they are Ronnie Coleman.
Hey Jim, did you see that skinny guy at the gym yesterday? He benched 75 lbs one time then got up as I walked by and flexed like he just benched 300. I grabbed him and threw him 15 feet over to the weight machines where he needs to be. He's just another buff wannabe.
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Pete Dogg's word for spankin the monkey. Buffin ur banana is a very fun pastime wen ur extremely bored. Liam noes wat im talkin bout, he tapped himself dry once. And barnes, dont think no1 noes wat u luv doin wat CoD gets boring
"Buff it good"
"no i will not go to the deb with u hoe, i'd rather buff my banana the hole nite"
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To recieve a hand job then a blow job from another person. Usually done in strip clubs.
I went to the strip club last night and got a buff and wax.
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Descriptive of a super cut, huge, very muscular person. Origin: men who become bodybuilders in prison because they have nothing to do but work out in the yards all day.
"Damn, 50 Cent is cut."
--"Yeah, he's like, prison buff."
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Julie's buff muff clamped down and sent a once-proud man to the ER. He can't pee straight anymore.
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