The most Hispanic guy you will ever meet despite being born in the United States. Extremely shy and terrible at video games despite being an avid fan of roblox since he was born.
Guy 1: Dude did you know alan sanchez still plays roblox!
Guy 2: Wtf we are in college
A beautiful Mexican born country music lover who is a little too into his sideburns. Is going to Illinois State University.. and will get it daily nightly and ever so rightly.
Wanna chill with Alan Velasquez tonight?
I would, but he's gettin it in and getting his laundry done at the same time.
(n) the lowest of low on the n00b scale; the most undeserving of the jet pack in Ice Cream Man; the player with the lowest rating in Team Swat; the most Balstic player ever
Alan Gage, no jet pack for you!
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A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.
I fucked Alan's mom last night
Must have been creamy!
The biggest bot in the world sucks 🍆
And enjoys being a big bot🗿nnn
ALAN a bot is a bot and sucks at every game
When someone got so drunk on a Thursday night or throughout the week that they are completely trashed on Friday, and need to constantly consume water or carbs to absorb / dilute the blood alcohol level. A more deadly version of a normal hangover.
Me: “Dood, wtf is wrong with you?”
Alan: “i drank too much last night now I’m just throwing up like a btch.”
Me: “damn... just another case of Alan Fridays”