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Dress beautifully, ostentatiously, glamorously. But don't over do it. Goal: crush all the fashionistically challenged by the sheer excellence of your outfit.
Georgina: "Yo, girlfriend, we're off to the swanky new club in the city"
Phantasia: "Swanky? Dress code?"
Georgina: "Dress to suppress!"
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1 - A dress (usually a wedding dress or prom dress) that resembles a cake. These dresses are usually puffy or some random girly colour. They look stupid and make you look fat.
2 - A dress that is actually made of cakes. (Trust my, this has happened!)
"How was the wedding yesterday?"
"It was a lot of fun, but the bride was wearing a cake dress."
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When the crack of a guy's ass is so hairy it looks like there is a black dress sock stuck between his ass cheeks.
When Paul got pantsed his dress sock was on display.
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When someone dress nice, they alway dress good r most times they be dressin good, alway matchin alway look clean
Dayum that nigga got a dress code
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A dress that is made to be worn without any pantys and has a hole in the front that exposes the pussy to view.
Wow look a that woman in that pussy dress.
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Having your genitalia and surround area freshly shaved or trimmed, ready for sexual activity.
Ben: I hope to slam Sarah tonight.
Gary: Nice man! Are you dressed for the occasion?
Ben: Yeah, I shaved my pubes earlier.
Gary: Hi-Five!
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Field dressing is the act of taking another person's backpack and removing all of the contents. The contents then must be laid out orderly. While field dressing a backpack, the field dresser must go about it like an educational program on wilderness survival, an Australian accent is advised. The owner of the backpack in question must be kept unaware so stealth is key.
-What's going on?
-Oh, John's backpack is being field dressed.
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