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A dance, commonly done by Elmo. Like the Cha-Cha slide but for small children.
Teacher: What should we do for recess?
Small children: The Elmo Slide!
Very serious and not funny painful medical condition.
Injury obtained from improper use of children's play equipment.
Hows the slide-bum? Still cracked?
hobo Slide |ˈhōˌbō - slīd|
noun ( pl. -boes or -bos)
verb ( past slid |slid|) intrans.
accidentally sliding on a homeless persons feces on a sidewalk or public place; an act that brings one closer to being a hobo.
• trans. move along a surface on feces in such a way : she slid on the crap on the sidewalk.
• change gradually to a worse condition or lower level : the countries economy is on a hobo slide: he grew a beard and has holes in his shirt, he's on a hobo slide.
ORIGIN early 21st cent.: an Indian girl in San Francisco muttered the words to a friend as she attempted to eat ice cream.
PHRASES
let something slide negligently allow something to deteriorate : The dude had tape on his glasses, he's on a hobo slide.
The act of pushing the Fn key on a keyboard with one hand, then running your other hand across the row with the function keys (F1, F2...). Whatever options are bound to those keys will all be triggered at once. This works best on laptops, as the function keys do things like lock the computer, change screen size, and alter wireless configuration. This often causes destruction to the user's computer, for hilarious effect.
Person 1: What's on your computer?
*leans in, fn-slides, flees*
Person 2: What the fuck! What did you do?
*computer attempts to resize the screen, turn on num lock, hibernate, lock workstation, and change contrast*
When you're walking along the street or in the park you all of a sudden experience a friction free moment of travel. This effortless passage of gliding motion (for 1 second max) brings joy to the recipient untill they realise they have stepped on a dog poo.
walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, wooohooo! oh bother, I've just done a happy-slide.
The term a sliding doors moment became a term popularised in the late 20th-century meaning seemingly inconsequential moments that nonetheless alter the trajectory of future
I chose to have my child and gave up my career. In hindsight that was a defined sliding door moment.
Princess Diana's last minute decision to make a trip to Paris was a defined sliding door decision
Same as Budarrhea:
Especially nasty form of diarrhea that is a common after-effect of a night spent drinking Budweiser products. This condition usually results in watery, yellow-ish bowel movements and severe stomach cramps.
Bud Light was having a promotion last night, giving away Boston Bruins hats & t-shirts. I'm paying the price today with the inevitable Bud Slides.