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if someone drives a tuned car in the hood, with rap beat on the background.
Dude... here comes a guy with 50 speakers !
A black man with no talent that was shot 9 times by a blind retarded man with no thumbs.
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A person who bends over, thus offering themself to another.
If you were to see someone in a supermarket who is bending over to pick something up.... 50 pounds.
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Alabama: Hicks
Alaska: American Russians
Arizona: Bad football team
Arkansas: ArKANSAS
California: Wildfires
Colorado: IM A GIRRAFE
Connecticut: Bipolar
Delaware: George Washington
Florida: Hurricanes
Georgia: Coca Cola
Hawaii: Moana
Idaho: Potatohoes
Illinois: Alcoholics
Indiana: Indian
Iowa: Dark zone of US
Kansas: Patrick Mahomes
Kentucky: Fried chicken
Louisiana: Popeyes
Maine: LOBSTAH
Maryland: Crabs and Clams
Massachusetts: The witch trials
Michigan: Big boi lakes
Minnesota: Vikings
Mississippi: That other southeastern state
Missouri: Beer and Kansas city
Montana: Far cry 5
Nebraska: A fuckin huge pointy rock
Nevada: Gambling
New Hampshire: Concord
New Jersey: New Joysee
New Mexico: Tall pointy fucken tree things
New York: Only 1 good football team
North Carolina: Texas Pete
North Dakota: Rocky president's
Ohio: Two blonde fuckbois
Oklahoma: State that looks like a pan
Oregon: Portland
Pennsylvania: Where I hope my real dad is
Rhode Island: SMOL
South Carolina: The worse of the two
South Dakota: The unwanted stepson of the northern-midwestern region of the us
Tennessee: Rock and Roll
Texas: Red dead
Utah: Salt lake city
Vermont: The adopted kid the North doesn't want or remember
Virginia: Gettysburg
Washington: Marshawn lynch
West Virginia: Felloff 76
Wisconsin: Has a weird fucken city (Milwaukee)
Wyoming: Doesn't exist
Bro the 50 states are weird
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Another half wit rapper, but unlike the others this guy takes full advantage of everyone's love of ebonics by naming himself 50 Cent. Pronounced "fitteeay scent" this term is highly amusing to yell out loud for no reason in a ghetto drawl
"God damn it, fitteeay scent!!!!!!!!"
"Hot shit nigga!!! Hot shit, fitteeay scent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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A sex move where the girl does a handstand and the guy fucks her in the ass, while pulling her legs towards him to make it look like he is shooting a 50 Cal. machine gun.
- Remember that girl last night?
- Yeah. What about her?
- I 50 cal.'d her in Jonny's room!
- That was my sister you motherfuker!
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A rapper who sucks utter cock, like the people who listen to him. This lack of talent shows that you can make big bucks by creating shit. And the poor suckers who believe he got shot 9 times and he grew in a Ghetto neighborhood are jsut being robbed by these corporate bastards and we should all help these people listen to some REAL music.
The lyrics are bad enough, as all he seems to rap about are his bitches,whores, bling and how to be a playa. For fuck sake sing about something real...
"I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot"
Wonder what 50 Cent is referring to there....
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