Cash Broke

When a person is out of money but has money on a credit card, Visa and/or a voucher.

Person 1: "Hey want to go to the movies"

Person 2: "Nah man I'm cash broke, and i don't want to spend any money on my card"

Person 1: Yea I'm cash broke too.

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broke dick

Any situation that is totally weak and stupid or someone who is totally pathetic and weak

"This place is broke dick and that guy in the front row is broke dick!"

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Millennial Broke

You know you're Millennial Broke when you have just enough money to cover your rent, living expenses, student loan payment, that $12 cocktail at the bar last weekend (okay both cocktails), and a new outfit...but are crossing your fingers that you don't overdraft your account before you get paid again. Your inability to save has you feeling like a broke victim of being a 20-30 something in a crap economy.

"I'm so broke. Our generation is so screwed," complained Carol as she sipped her cocktail at the trendiest bar in town.

"No, you're just Millennial Broke," Deb replied.

Carol rolled her eyes, "You just don't get it," she said, as she paid her tab and got up to leave. She headed home to her apartment, where she turned the lights on, and got a snack from the fridge. Then she settled onto her couch and flipped the TV on to catch up on shows while opening her MacBook to blog about how broke she is.

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broke off

To "dirty-dance" aka grind with a female until the point where you experience a slight numbness OR it just feels like your.... broke off!

Oh its a party downtown!? Well then I'm trynna get broke off tonight!

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broke dick

When an erection is bent too far and a blood vessel breaks in the penis causing a hematoma , pain , and loosing erection.

Playing torpedo the tuna boat in the hot tub gave me a broke dick.

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Stump broke

When you take your woman out in the woods, bend her over a stump and clean out both barrels just like you would a shotgun.

I took Mary Sue out to the woods and stump broke that ho.

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Broke Betty

A broke Betty is a female who is falling apart. Mentally and physically. Who often has pain in all parts of her body. Days never go by without a broke Betty complaining about something feeling broke. Usually a broke Betty brakes something one day and a few days later something else. Very accident prone.

Damnnnnn girl, you broke your finger? I’m going to start calling you broke Betty!