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The state of one's penis being large and/or in charge, possibly being so large that the person has sought medical help to amputate his leg and replace it with his penis.
Hey, How's the penis doing?
Large and in charge.
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The Person in Charge is the guy that is worshiped and the guy that all applications are sent to.
Any challenges on the Person in Charge must be signed in triplicate by the current Person in Charge.
Challenges on the Person in Charge are fights to the death using only a stapler, ballpoint pen, two erasers, and TPS documents.
Use of the copier goes first to the Person in Charge, followed by the Suckup.
Zealot: Dude, the Person in Charge just laid off Cody!
Employee: Yeah, I know, he shouldn't have cut in front of him for the copier.
Person in Charge: Get THE FUCK back to work before I FUCKING get the stapler!
Zealot: OH SHIT! It took me a week to get the blood off my robes!
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Derivation of the blumpkin. A blumpkin is the act of receiving a fellatio while discharging feces on the toilet. To properly perform a depth charge, one must be receiving a blumpkin, then suddenly stand up, letting feces drop in to the toilet bowl, splashing the fellator in the face.
"I heard that Susie Creamcheese bit you while giving head?"
-"Yeah, so I quick stood up and let go a depth charge."
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When the battery of an electronic device is reaching the end of it's usable life; -ing: Leaving an electronic device plugged in for so long that the battery stops working.
Originating from the "Technologically Impaired Duck" meme, when people who don't understand how batteries work think that the longer and more frequently you charge something, the better it will work.
Theresa left her Kindle plugged in for a week and was surprised when it didn't work when she tried to turn it back on. She duck charged that shit.
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a strong charge given by a judge to a jury to ensure that they reach a verdict, especially if said jury is deadlocked
A dynamite charge is prohibited by law in some places.
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Similar to a BoilerMaker or an Irish Car Bomb, dropping a shot of whiskey into a beer, preferably Guiness
Thats my 5th death charge tonight, i'm so messed up.
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Slang term for masturbation, derived from the Chaos Magick practice of bringing oneself to orgasm in order to cast a spell.
I'm just sitting around here watching YouTube and charging a sigil, while everyone else is out getting laid!
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