Clay Aiken

A sexy, beastly man who really did win American Idol, but lost to Ruben Studdard because the judges forgot to use Q-Tips the previous nights.

Paula: Why is that colossal man dripping sweat all over the stage, Simon?
Simon: I don't know, but I like it! Much better than that scrabbly little dork over there, Clay Aiken. Too bad I cannot hear him for my excess earwax has blocked my eardrums.
Paula: Yeah, too bad.

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gaseous clay

a person who is farting alot.

(farting sound) Damn, You can call me gaseous clay

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clay aiken

perfect voice, perfect looks, perfect personality...perfection.

Did you hear Clay Aiken sing? That's what perfection sounds like.

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Clay Jensen

a really hot boy

I would love to date Clay Jensen

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Claying

A colloquialism for shiting. Mostly used in Australia among depraved rugby players who have an overly comfortable relationship with their own faeces.

Hey mate, were you just claying in the toilet?

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Clay County

The Best County in the whole world, in the northern part of Florida , where goons originiated , where Saige MacLeay , Tayler Harber , Bailey Zeller & Paige Boran make this happen , the prettiest , funniest and craziest mofo county EVER.

Us goons from Clay County .

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Clay Aiken

A gay person, he likes men. Non-attractive person. I bet he smells and he didnt win american idol because he sucks.

Clay Aiken he says hes not gay but really hes takes it up the ass

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