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Man did you see her crop dust a cripple?
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A meme page currently at 60.7k followers that has a deep obsession with pugs, yung.crippling.depression post at least twice daily.
Me-Did you see yung crippling depression’s new post?
Freind- ya it was fire!
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Self explanatory for a severe case of diarrhea. Generally, resulting in the pat - don't wipe method.
I got a stomach bug and had the ass crippling trots for a week!
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Someone who has lost feeling in their nipples.
Hannah was the only one with flat nipples on that cold day because she is a nipple cripple.
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1) Walking out of the blind when duck hunting without a dog to pick up the wounded ducks to bring back to the blind.
2) Driving around the parking lot of a bar or club at or around closing time looking for the girls too inebriated to find they're cars or to drive home and getting them to get in your car so you can drive them to home for some drunken, freebie sex. (Always to go the girls house, that way you can leave after she passes out and she won't know how to find you the next day).
1)We didn't have a dog with us this weekend when we went hunting so I had to be the dog and go pick up the cripples.
2)Guy#2: What you do last night?
Guy#1: Went picking up the cripples.
Guy#2: Word, you get any?
Guy #1: Yep, but the drunk chick threw up in my car.
Guy #2: Damn!!! What'd you do?
Guy #1: I almost didn't have sex with her.
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Becoming addicted to any nicotine products, from nicotine gum to copenhagen
Noon: Why is my hair falling out again?
Nurse: Because of your crippling nicotine addiction we have to give you chemotherapy to fight off your stage 7 mouth cancer
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a line said by the famous youtuber Idubbbz
(jumps on wheelchair) I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!
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