A thing said when someone is struggling horribly to carry something
*someone struggling to carry a bass*
Random Person: So thats how the egyptians built the pyramids
Random Person 2: Dude you forgot to capitalize Egyptians
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When Anton Hessler wraps his girl up in toilet paper and shoves his crooked horse cock into her nose resulting in permanent brain damage.
“Yo have you heard? Anton Hessler did an Egyptian Lobotomy on Aidan Hessler in their shower.”
the fear of Egyptian people and their personality.
she was very annoying and mean, that probably cause shes Egyptian, god I hate it, I have Egyptian phobia
Basically giving a woman money because she’s beautiful.
Alex won’t French kiss you but maybe you should try Egyptian Kissing, she’s a fan of that.
When a man covers a women's eyes with their testicles and farts in their mouth... A way of courting.
Man: "She loved the Egyptian sandgoggles I gave her so much, she couldn't even speak"
Verb
When a massive protest (approx. 60% or population) is staged against a president, resulting in the promised resignation of said president
to be a true Egyptian Impeachment, the protest MUST be met with gratuitous violence from said presidents supporters
WHAT?!
OBAMA DIDNT COME THROUGH ON THE HEALTHCAR BILL?!
lets start up an old Egyptian Impeachment
The art of getting topped off discreetly and dropping off the kids in an extremely aesthetically pleasing manner. Photo evidence needed
James just got the best Egyptian blumpkin ive seen. Did you see the shots? Insane