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a case of flu in which people other than african americans act nigger
Wigger, Paul Wall ,K fed . or when a white person says axe. they got the nigger flu
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The act of going drinking at a Hooters establishment, getting intoxicated and then calling in sick the next day. These flu like symptoms quickly appear after these Hooters visits and then magically disappear two days after said visit. Hooters flu is not contagious and only lasts for one business day.
"John Doe" goes drinking at Hooters Sunday to watch football.
Monday he emails the team:
"I'm not feeling well to attend work today, will take the day off"
This is a case of "Hooters Flu"
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An influenza that (supposedly) originated in Mexico. Has potential to become an epidemic. And you thought Mexico had a border?
You're fucked.
Guy 1: Hey, let's go to Mexico and do drugs for the summer!
Guy 2: Awesome, I'll drive!
Guy 1: *cough*
Guy 2: *splutter*
*Swine Flu kills both*
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an illness from Mexico that seems to be indistinguishable from the normal flu, and is more of a bunch of hypochondriacs parading around announcing how many symptoms they have up to date.
as much as everyone hates hearing these updates, secretly they're all is hoping someone DOES have it, so that school will get shut down and the make up days will be waved (preferably, for high schoolers, after prom and before graduation).
Evan: I have five symptoms of Swine flu!
Ashley: Oh my God! Not Swine! Eww don't cough on me!
Tom: Nobody has it, okay? (thinks to himself: but someone oughtta get it, wouldn't it be nice to have a free vacation....)
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Initially known as "swine flu."
The internet - serious business - agreed to the name change after Yakov Litzman, an Israeli health official, declared that the name "swine flu" was offensive to the Jewish community.
Person1: Did you hear? The Jewish and Muslim communities are offended by the name "swine flu."
Person2:Maybe they would prefer we call it jew flu.
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Just another one of the governments experiments on population contol. See AIDS and Taco Bell.
The government realized that the population was getting too large, and would cause people to starve. In an effort to aviod this, they created the virus AIDS. Well, that dosen't kill enough people, so then they created Taco Bell, but thats not killing as much as it is causing diareaha. Aha! They have a new idea. They created the Swine Flu virus and blamed it on Mexico! It's a win-win! (Or is it?)
Wash your hands, and keep clean. Don't be another victim of the government.
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Like the Swine Flu, but what you call somebody when they overly complain about being sick, mocking them. Usually when they freak out and panic over the tiniest cough, believing that they have swine flu.
Dude did you hear about Erica? She freaked out because she had a sore throat and now she thinks she has Swine Flu. If you ask me, she's got Whine Flu.
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