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An orgy involving elderly geriatric men, the primary position of sexual intercourse resembling that of a "stack", ie sitting on eachother piled up,linked by their penises in the person in front's rectum.
The old people's home was temporarily closed today after all of the male residents were found in the dining room having a git stack.
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Someone who owns items, especially cars, which are far more expensive than other comparable items. This is done in an attempt to look cool, but inevitably involves involves them looking a total tit. Anyone who drives a new Mini Cooper or a BMW is instantly a pretentious git.
Anyone who thinks a conversation about the bodywork, wheels or paintjob on their car is at all interesting is almost certainly a pretentious git. In many countries it is illegal to let such drivers out of side turnings.
"Have you seen that two-tone paintwork on the Mini - what a pretentious git!"
"He might as well paint 'Tiny cock' on the bonnet of his BMW, the pretentious git."
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A wishful thinker. A person named for an action that they think they would enjoy.
Opposite of "Got Sum"
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An expression to show that something is very, very hard.
"Ow, that wall is git hard"
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"How was that test, dude?"
"Aw mate, it was git hard!"
or
"That guy is git hard"
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A description of any British subject born south of the Watford gap. Refers to said peoples' ineptitude at masculine activities, such as drinking, footie and fighting, and their penchant for indulging in more flamboyant activities, such as cocktails, opera and casual homosexuality. Also, they wear coats.
Geordie 1: Look at that soft schoodent in his scarf and duffel coat.
Geordie 2: Poncey southern git.
Git: Mildly derogatory, meaning a foolish or contemptible person. e.g. have you just tripped over? You stupid git. You should have watched where you was going then.
Harry Potter: “You’re a right foul git, you know that?”
Ron Weasley: “Anything else?”
Harry potter: “Yeah! Stay away from me.”