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When a persons haircut is bald but they have hair. Like the hair is connected to your head
Oh look, that dude has a bald not bald haircut.
A shaved head with a goatee or van dyke, often accessorized with thick-framed glasses, or the person sporting such a look. Implies a certain degree of poseurism or gentle mocking. Derived from the unusual prevalence of this look among new media types and those who style themselves to be new media types. The original web 2.0 haircut was probably worn by Seth Godin, although he never followed through with the beard.
"We wanted to hire an SEO firm, but we ended up with some guy with a web 2.0 haircut."
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The gayest haircut a person could possibly muster. An ecclectic blend of Moe from the Three Stooges and that half-retarded kid from kindergarten who would cut his own hair with a bowl on his head. Made popular and named for the third best hitter in baseball history Pete Rose (behind only Tony Gwynn Sr. and any player who faced the great Hideki Irabu).
Stewie- "Hey kid, where'd ya get the Pete Rose haircut?"
Zack- "Brad, you shouldn't have let Nick cut your hair while he's half in the bag. He just gave you a Pete Rose haircut"
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A group of middle school overweight kids who live in your small town and drive their parents' lawnmowers through the neighborhood displaying their awesomely bad haircut, asking you to play Yu-Gi-Oh!
"Why is that fat kid driving a lawnmower on the sidewalk pulling another kid on a sleigh in the middle of July?"
"Oh, he's just a Bad Haircut Boy."
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Girlfriend or wife gets a new/different sexy haircut and you want to take it out for a test drive.
Usually it adds spice and something new to the relationship..... otherwise you can just tap it from behind and pretend she's someone else. Everybody wins.
Damn, that 's a nice haircut babe. Can we have some "new haircut sex" now?
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When a woman is getting fucked doggystyle and the guy pulls out a pair of clippers and shaves a bald spot in her head when she least expects it.
I Caught her texting my friend so I gave her a shave and a haircut right as I blew my load. I had to sleep at my buddy’s place. Totally worth it
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The act of shooting G4 (or anyone annoying) in the top of the head, resulting in hair being blown from their scalp. It can be done with your "Telly Gun" (2 fingers you point at the telly in the shape of a gun, when an annoying, cheesy advert comes on or someone that you really don't like.)
"I'd like to give Anthea Turner a G4 Haircut, She's an annoying bitch!!"
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