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He is the main character in the fictional work called the bible. Many people however, take this book as truth (See idiot ). Even though he's supposed to be "all-loving", he will send you to a burning pit of fire if you don't worship him. He is the one reason why people are so messed up. He also made the most successful business in the world: Church.
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God is a deity that is fake.
Christian: Dear God, please give a new car.
*silence*
Priest on microphone:*imitates a deep voice* Okay, but you have to give the priest $3,000.
Christian: Yes master!
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A character from the fantasy novel known as the Bible.
Many fans of the novel worship this man as if he was an actual person
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An all-knowing, perfect in every way, yet humble, man with the power to create life. The master of everything he does.
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One of my favorite drinking buddies.
- Hey what's up God? Got the King Cobra 40's?
- Sure thing, man, let's twist a doobie too.
- Damn Straight.
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Someone who is real. I gaurentee his existence.....
The only reason i now believe in god is because Jesus himself came to my house last night. He slapped me with his slippery, flopping cock while i was taking the trash out. He then molested me and said if i told anyone hed kill me! I agreed not to tell but he didnt believe me so he pulled out his rusty looking filet knife and tried to gut me with it! I took off and was shot several times. Thats the last i saw of him......
hes real! repent sinners for you may get a cock in the head if you do not!
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