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A pothead alcoholic who is a slacker but still nice .
That guy is such a Jacob!
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1: A total Douche-Bag. 2: A guy that totally sucks in every way possible. 3: Someone who secretly won't admit they are gay. 4: Virgin.
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Jacob is a strong man with a huge heart. He is a jack of all trades. Very caring man. Loves working with his hands. He is in his mid 30s. A father who loves his children. A boyfriend and future husband. Who loves with all his heart. He is very smart. Sometimes a smart ass but most the time a scruffy teddy bear.
Jacob, you wear your heart on your sleeve. But it is so nice to know a great man like you is mine. You are one in a million.
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1. A name that 2 out of five guys will have.
Fucking everybody you meet will be named Jacob.
2. A very boring and cliche name for a guy whose jock strap is a bit too tight.
Person 1: "Hey, man! What's you're name again?"
Person 2: "Name's Jacob, homie"
Person 1: "Figures..."
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a fuckboy who fucks over anyone who actually cares about him
if you ever meet a jacob stay away
he might be hot but fuck that you deserve someone better :)
he's being such a Jacob
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Typically a sexy ginger. Like of all the gingers, they are at the top.
Do you want some ginger? Yeah, I love me some Jacob.
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1) A person who is amazing. He’s fucking awesome in every God damn way. If you met Jacob and didn’t become friends with him, your loss. He’s also really cute. There’s not a single moment in his life that he is ugly. He has no bad angles. He’s really funny and was practically sculpted by the God himself. He’s chill, cool, and lit asf. He seems innocent and naive but that’s bc he’s got anxiety when it comes to talking to new people. Most people think that he thinks he’s too good for them. Sometimes that’s true bc Jacob is a cocky, self-centered, perfectionist mother fucker. He has high confidence. So high you feel inferior. But you’re not. Jacob knows you’re not. He’s really kind and accepts people for who they are. However he is very straight up. If he’s thinking it, he’ll say it. Be careful if you piss him off. He’s good at hiding his feelings so you never know what the fuck he’s thinking. If he’s mad at you, you’ll never know, but he will make it so fucking obvious. Also Jacob is very clueless. You might think he’s single bc he’s too good. But he’s single bc he
A) does not know how to have a girlfriend
B) does not realize when a girl likes him
C) friendszones himself.
2) Another word for perfect.
See Flawless, Too Good, Perfect
Girl 1: Omg that boy in the hallway is gorgeous. Who is he????
Guy 1: That’s Jacob *rolls eyes*
Jacob: Hi
Girl:*faints*
Jacobs Girlfriend: *Does not exist bc Jacob can not be held back*
Employer: EVERYONE BACK TO WORK
Jacob: Okay
Employer: Ex- Except you Jacob. D-D-Do what you want.
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