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Juan Ignacio is one of the best people you will ever meet! He is nice, carrying, funny, knows how to listen and will give you the best advices!! He can be really romantic and a guy every girl would want to be with, but they won’t see this until he stops being shy and shows it. Juan Ignacio is the ultimate best friend who will always be by your side and there for you. He is really smart and it really shows in his humor and everything he does. He is a really strong person but doesn’t show it because of his calm nature
“Juan Ignacio is such a great friend”
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The odds that a Mexican will ever be president of the United States. Not to be confused with Juan to Juan: the odds that if a Mexican is elected president, he will be named Juan.
Pedro: Hooray! Did you hear the news?
Hector: Si, Juan Alvarez is the new President Elect!
Pedro: Si, it was a-million-to-Juan shot!
Hector: Si!
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alternate spelling of one-deag, the Counter-Strike term for killing someone with a deagle bullet to the face
dude: OH LET ME JUST CROUCH HERE IN TRAINYARD
randy: *kills dude with a deagle headshot*
randy: JUAN DEAG
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To Juan Out means to consistently under-perform, be late or not show up to events. Inevitably there's always that one person who can't make it to the meeting, skips class, or struggles to do the bare minimum. Always must have that one...that juan's out.
Did Rob bring the beer to the pot luck like he said?
Nah man! And I just knew he wouldn't.
Ugh, just like Rob to Juan out.
The number one ticket holder for the Cronulla Sharks Rugby League Football Club.
The Sharks don't have much, but I suppose they have Juan Farkall.
IT TAKES TWO TO ACCOMPLISH THIS FEAT FIRST ONE MUST HOLD THE SLEEPING VICTIMS NOSE SHUT WHEN THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTH THE OTHER PERSON HOVERS OVER THEM FILLING THEIR THROAT AND MOUTH FULL TO THE BRIM WITH HOT RUNNY DIAREAH THATS A SOUPY JUAN
I ATE SO MUCH KIMCHEE TONIGHT YOU BETTER LOCK YOUR DOOR AND PRAY I DONT SNEAK IN YOUR WINDOW AND GIVE YOU A BODACEOUSLY FRESH SOUPY JUAN
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It is by far the best name for any man. Juan Antonio's are loyal, honest, faithful, hard workers, dependable, great lovers, vain, proud, family oriented and selfless. He loves the idea of being in love and in a committed relationship. It takes quite a lot to anger a Juan Antonio. He hates people without initiative and people who can't make it happen on their own. He rather have some trying times happen before asking for help, as he believes he can make it on his own. Juan Antonio's are successful in everything they do in life, they don't take no for an answer and they are achievers. If you happen to be one of the lucky ones that crosses path with a Juan Antonio, consider yourself to be blessed. Not everyone is lucky enough to even know one. I know this because i have one.
In life the only way to be successful is to live by Juan Antonio's creed.
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