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What an inmate in prison should do when and if they drop the soap in the shower.
If you bend over, you're practically asking for it. So be smart.
CROUCH
John crouched down to pick up soap he dropped one time, and none of the inmates could get their sorry VD infested penises in John's anus.
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What you call your crotch when sitting on a couch. Sofas and love-seats also fall into the category of a couch.
Be careful where you toss that remote, you almost hit me in my crouch.
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The region between anus and testicles
My Crouch itches.
Ima scratch my crouch
She kicked me in the crouch
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To crush couch. AKA the act of sitting/laying/napping/molesting/being on a couch for an extended period of time. See also: Dave Rector
EX1: Person 1: "What are you doin Dave?"
Dave: "Nothin, just crouchin at the house, youtubin hightops nintendo."
EX2: Dave: "I can't wait to get off work so I can get home and crouch."
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1. The ebonics name for groinal area that rhymes with the word "couch".
2. Ghetto name of the groin/seat area of pants.
In the Ying Yang Twin's song "by myself" -
"But when I'm sitting on the couch, she keep me saying ouch, cuz she grabbin on my crouch"
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A tall gangly young man who is known for his thin bloodedness as well as his extreme inablilty to pleasure women.
Oh man, did you see Nate the other night, he totally pulled a Crouch when he couldn't get his bitch wet. Then he passed out because he can't hold his liquor.
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Refers to a group of douches. It is a portmanteau of the words crew and douche. A douche crew.
Renzi and Perelman shouted in unison, "Look at that flock of arrogant pricks."
Maeshal responded, "Yeah, what a crouche."
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