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1. something you use if you cant reach halfway across the keyboard to use a shortcut with Shift, Ctrl, or Alt.
2. an annoying default feature of Microsoft where if you press Shift five times, a popup asking whether you want to enable StickyKeys, ruining any streak you have if you're playing an FPS. Can be used to annoy random people
Person 1: OMG HOW DO I GET MY 100TH KILL STREAK WITHOUT DYING???
Person 2: Press Shift 5 times right when an enemy sees you to get a quick armor boost
Person 1: Thanks, man. You're my god!
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Person 1: WTF IS THIS SHIT NO I DONT WANT STICKY KEYS WTF STUPID MICROSOFT!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO I DIED!!!!!!!!! WTF YOU HACKER!!!!!!!
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A beer can opener. Unfortunately, use of this instrument has declined since the pop top appeared in the mid 1960s.
Lolly and Harriet are bringing the beer. Don't forget to bring a church key.
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referred to in American and Canadian film-making, the key grip is the chief grip on the set, similar to a foreman at a construction site; the key grip directs a crew of grips, some with specialized skills such as dolly grips, crane operators, camera car operators, etc. generally, the key grip is the director;
"Fuckface! Who here's the key grip?" --Les Grossman questioning why the Tropic Thuder shoot was messed up.
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When looking at a map, the chain of islands that are right under Florida. It is composed of many different islands but organized by upper keys and lower keys. Big Pine Key is the only island in this chain that is inhabited by Key Deer.
Let's go visit the Florida Keys!
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To place ones sweaty balls on a colleagues key board.
Bryon was always key bagging Amanda's keyboard until she noticed a hair caught bewteen the letter "V" and "B".
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A designated key or combination of keys that allows a user to quickly switch off the leisure program they are currently using, avoiding pink slips by the boss. More elaborate programs will even go so far as to remove any trace of the program's running (e.g., by replacing the program's icon).
Media Player Classic's default 'boss key' is "B"
Oh snap, the boss is coming! Hide the porn! Quick, press the boss key!
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a term for someone who holds the key(s) to another's chastity device. Most commonly, a man is placed in a device and their lover (be them male or female, but most commonly female) teases, caresses, drives crazy and generally tests and shockingly abuses the power that is controlling someone's ability to orgasm.
When dealing with a key holder, the circumstances varied; there was an orgasm quota for a time (which usually equalled 15 to 1; fifteen for her, one for me) and later a whole month without any release from the space-aged plastic cell. During this time most of my kink came to the forefront; I became very good friends with Bunny's strap-on and other funny stories.
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