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(n.) - a famous person, living or dead, who people often attribute quotes to, even though he or she might not have actually said the things they are quoted as saying; examples are Albert Einstein, Mark Twain and Winston Churchill, among others.
"You know, Einstein is a real quote magnet. There are websites and blogs all over the Internet that attribute quotes to him that in some cases he never uttered or wrote. It's hard to know what's true and what's not!"
A person who attracts a large amount of chaos into his or her life.
John: I don't know if I can take it any longer -- her life is just one debacle after another. If it's not her car breaking down, it's her losing her phone charger, or overdrawing her account, or getting locked out of her house. What is the deal?
Jack: I hear you -- she's a total chaos magnet.
A fart so bad that it clings to the surface on which you were sitting. This typically occurs with leather seats.
Bob sits in Tim's computer chair.
Bob: Oh man Tim, warn me next time you leave a magnetic fart!
Tim: Sorry man, didn't know it stuck!
A nice person whose niceness is often taken advantage of and who inadvertently is “befriended” by psychos and social leeches where they know it or not.
Damn, John is such a nice guy, is just a shame that he’s a psycho magnet. These leeches are bleeding him dry, and I don’t think he even knows it.
A women who only atracts black , or african american men
lisa: man why all these black guys hitting on me ?
terry: because you a coon magnet!!!
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A person who unintentionally surrounds him/herself with freaks.
Jenny: Why do I have to be such a freak magnet?!
Quasimodo: What do you mean?
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When you tie a big magnet to a rope and dangle it down in a lake or big body of water and pick up all kinds of cool metal things.
The other day my boyfriend and I went magnet fishing off of the dam, but we only got a slimy peice of rebarb.
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