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The most dominant pitcher of his era and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93 MPH fast ball by you with one pitch then make you look like a cocksniffer as you fan on his 12 MPH change-up. He's also one of the funniest and most entertaining players in the game and will not back down from anybody, not even a 75 year old whale ( see Don Zimmer )
Bob: "Hey Mike, what are you doing tonight?"
Mike: "I'm going to watch some cocksniffing."
Bob: "Ah, Pedro Martinez is on the mound tonight?"
Mike: "Yup."
Bob: "Cool, I think I'll go too, it's not very often that you get to watch a legend."
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The Mexican cousin of the Hot Carl. While the end results are the same, the ingredients of the two are quite different, and thus these relatives are not to be confused. While the Hot Carl may be composed of any and all food groups, the Picante Pedro is more selective. The only acceptable items are refried beans, tortillas, salsa, guacamole, and rice. It's hard to test the authenticity of one when you are covered in cellophane, so one must take the word of the giver.
Shit, man, all I've eaten in the past three days is Taco Bell. Audrey asked me for a Hot Carl, but I was cocked and loaded for a Picante Pedro. So I delivered, and she got so pissed when I told her it was a Picante P. I told her "Shit, woman. At least I didn't give you a tinted window like Ben suggested."
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the ghetto next to palos verdes, really close to wilmington and other unsafe areas of southern cali
-i'm going to san pedro
-lock your doors
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An article of clothing (usually a t-shirt) that is yet another trail-off piece of merchandise the creators and affiliates of Napoleon Dynamite are using to suck the largest amount of money possible out of what's left of their film.
Look at Rachelle. She bought a 'vote for pedro' shirt on our Ottawa trip. Bitch.
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Son of the New York Yankees. Played for the Red Sox and was one of the best pitchers in the history of baseball from 1999-2000. He just signed with the New York Mets.
Good luck in NY Petey..except if you play the Sox.
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Eduardo Pedro is a retarded schoolboy during the day but at night he's a GAY
PROSTITUTE.
Eduardo Pedro's offers are:
£20 for a handjob
£50 for a blowjob
and £1 for sex
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Great pitcher, acts like a child. Throws at players for no reason other than that he is a baby. The Yankees are his daddy.
Yo dude, Pedro Martinez throws serious heat.
Too bad he is a whiny little bitch.
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