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An AWESOME Bouncing Souls album. Contains the catchiest song ever, Ole!.
Dude 1: Hey Dude 2, I just got Hopeless Romantic!
Dude 2: All right! Rock on man!
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Used in an awkward silence.
Not taken liturally...
"My dad just died"
*awkward silence*
"Oooh romantic"
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A romantic rival who you think is forgive my language an absolute fucking dick who treats you like a retarded mule and you just want to brutally murder him the first chance you got because he likes the girl you like but he’s so much better than you
Me: oh hey what’s up Myrissa I was wondering if you wanted to go to promcoming with m-
Ronald McDonald: oh hey fucktard. Oh hey Myrissa would you got to promcoming with me.
Myrissa:oh Ronald kiss me you fool
Ronald: really!!!
Myrissa:no
Ronald: oh so is that a yes
Myrissa: yes
Ronald: yes let’s get married and have a baby too
Me: hey but I was gonna ask he-
Ronald: shut up fucktard you know I could kick your ass in 5 seconds.
Me: * gets slapped * *whispers* romantic rival it’s time to go to the gym
2 years later
BOOM BOOM
Ronald: what’s that
Me: IT’S ME
Ronald: oh shit
Narrator: final battle ready ... goooo
5 seconds later
Snap
Narrator: Logan wiiinnnnssss
Myrissa: Logan you saved me Ronald treated me like a whore kiss me you fool
Logan: not so fast I didn’t come here to save you I came here to tear ronald limb from limb I have a much hotter girl now so get out of my face!!!!!
The end
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Romantic hate is defined when you hate someone, but you have a connection with them. You are the person's enemy, but you are always with them and you can't look away from them.
Those two hate each other , but they can't look away from each other. They must romantically hate each other.
Sam: I hate him, but I can't get away from him
Bob: You must romantically hate him.
Sam:Really?
Bob: Yep. Romantic hate is when you hate someone, but you can't get away from them.
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Romantic hate is defined when you hate someone, but you have a connection with them. You are the person's enemy, but you are always with them and you can't look away from them.
Those two hate each other , but they can't look away from each other. They must romantically hate each other.
Sam: I hate him, but I can't get away from him
Bob: You must romantically hate him.
Sam:Really?
Bob: Yep. Romantic hate is when you hate someone, but you can't get away from them.
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