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Shit through a straw

A case of diarrhea, so violent and non-solid, that the subject could perform the above-mentioned.

"I drank a gallon of apple cider yesterday and was shitting through a straw for three hours this morning. Sweat was pouring off my forehead."

"You might not want to chow that #5 from Taco Bell, man. It might make you shit through a straw."

by Whitetw533 September 23, 2007

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go suck on a straw

This is a term that means "Go away and do something else." or " Go away and suck the juice out of a man's penis."

"I hate you." man #1.
"Go suck on a straw!" man #2.

by Amanda March 19, 2005

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kentucky straw hat

the act of having sex with a girl in a straw pile, getting off in her hair and the straw sticks to her hair thus forming a hat made of straw

woman 1-damn nancy i like your new hat

woman 2- thanks its a kentucky straw hat i really love it

by chopblock February 5, 2010

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Mexican Bendy Straw

The act of inserting ones penis in his own asshole.

Kulex gave himself multiple Mexican Bendy Straw today.

by JulianHated April 9, 2010

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straw man arguement

A locical fallacy in which the arguementative point is made into a caracature of it's original point. Extremely effective because it's not based on facts, but lies and assumptions. The burden of proof then lies in the defense, not the offense. Especially effective when the defense isn't allowed to offer objection. Popularized by right wing talk radio hosts Rush and Hannity.

Step one: Build the straw man. Ignore facts and make outlandish lies/slander. Redefine the facts. "liberals want to take your guns away and turn the U.S. over to the U.N."

Step 2: Knock down the straw man. "That flies in the face of everything we Americans believe in."

Step 3: Connect step 2 to step 1. "Only a communist would think of something like that."

Step 4: "Negate" your opponant by opposing the conclusion in step 3. "I hate those liberal communists. If they think us right-wingers will sit quietly while they destroy the country the're dead wrong."

Rush and Hannity can't argue the facts, so they have to make up the "evil liberal agenda" and then appear patriotic by opposing it.

by spot December 6, 2004

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Twirly Straw Delight

After sex, a guy ejaculates on the floor and makes the girl suck it up with a twirly straw.

Hoopa: Bitch, suck my load up with this twirly straw.

Girl: Indian, this is the tenth Twirly Straw Delight I've done for you this month.

by B-RAM June 6, 2007

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Straw Hat Pirate

Straw Hat Pirate(s) is a nickname for Luffy's Crew.

Random Guy that Luffy's gonna beat up: Straw Hat Pirates!

by PotatoGudForU July 10, 2021