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Bezos got rich by being smart, Bozos got smart by being dumb.
if you were a rich person your name would be JEFF BOZOS
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Lying on one's back while a female sits on your face. Oral sex is then performed on her. The key is to be a black belt in tongue fu. Her secretions then become heavier and heavier until they fill your lungs causing asphyxiation
After a long night of the Dirty Jeff, I am having problems breathing, but my girlfriend is very happy.
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one of the greatest guitar players ever. one of the first guitar players to use fuzztone and feedback 1965 or 66.a true great of rock guitar playing. at almost 60 years old becks guitar playing keeps getting better.jeff beck a true talent and legend.
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Comic Book Guy's real name. As seen on the Simpsons.
Ned Flanders: I don't believe we've met.
Comic Book Guy: My name is Jeff Albertson, but everybody calls me Comic Book Guy.
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the coolest guy ever. died in 1997, his music lives on
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to delete posts that insult you in hopes that you look cool by doing it.
Dude, I was posting comments on Lindsay's wall about how she was being a whore and she totally jeff germained me.
When a jewish man tries to eat a woman out, but she sneezes and he accidentally sticks his nose up her butt hole.
Bro, I totally booty jeffed Sydney last night. It smelled like shut.