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The most badass, rainbow colored, ancient, immortal ancestor of the narwhals, who descended from heaven in whale form to watch over us. If found in it's TRUE FORM, it can be used as a vibrator, condom, wallet, Donald Trunp replacement, flying fuck that you won't give, wipes your ass, goes through walls, calls people, mp3 playah, sword, and computer.
Dude: Hey, I'm to tired for sex today, so why not just masturbate or something?
Woman: It's okay, I got a unicorn
Dude: Wait what.... how high are you right now?
Woman:*Sticking Unihorn in vagina* yes
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A mythical creature, typically one you meet out and get along with perfectly, your ideal, yet fail to get a number from. And without a moments notice they are gone.
You: Damn, that girl/guy was everything I am looking for.
Friend: Why didn't you their number?
You: They left before I had a chance, I swear it was a Unicorn!
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someone who has not endured vaginal, or anal sex. They are hard to find but are still some out there.
lyndsay do you think that broghan is a unicorn?
No Michael she had rectum sex last month with Cameron no way is she a unicorn
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a style of flicking someone off by holding you middle finger up near your head to look like a unicorn
-mostly used while riding a bike
That boy who lives down the block rode by my house on his bike and gave me the unicorn.
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A lesbian.
They are wanted by men but mainly unattainable.
"Jen is so hot...too bad she's a unicorn."
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The assumption that good women are hard to find, like unicorns
-Hows things working out with you a Courtney bro?
-Not too good, thought I had a unicorn but turns our shes just another skeezer
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Sarah : i just want to be with a unicorn
Becca: oh you want a white male boomer
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