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When you put your arm between someones legs from behind and grab your wrist from the front, and proceed to lift the person and shake the person up and down until there testis look like a crushed grape, or their vagina looks like Bruce Jenner's fake twat.
I sneaked up behind Billy and gave him a russian hayride until his nut sack was like a bag full of pudding.
A cold, barren, unattrative, and poorly equipped facility.
This club sucks, it's as dull as a russian shithouse.
Take two shots of russian vodka and 2 ice cubes. The man drinks 1 shot and puts the 2 ice cubes and other shot of vodka in the woman's vagina. Then proceeds to have sex with her.
Hey charles did you get laid from that girl last night?
Yeah that bitch was wild! She let me do the Russian icebox and everything!
mountain dew and vodka, now served in bars and nightclubs all over America; just ask.
hit me with a russian dew
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A Russian pit bull is when you get rammed in the butt causing vodka as lube while yelling Putin as you get a tattoo of a communist sickle on your left testicle.
After using vodka and getting a tattoo He gets the Russian Pitbull.
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When a man inserts his dick in a cucumber hot dog style and he inserts it into a woman's asshole.
"Omg I am so sore from that russian cucumber you gave to me Jonny!"
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Getting a revolver and blowing one's gonads off.
I didn't want to waste the money, so I just decided to have a Russian vasectomy.
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