shizen monkey

A shit coverd monkey who loves the cock.

That shizen monkey smells good.

8👍 5👎

skrill monkey

A person who loves and hoards money.

The only reason Tiago has money is because he is a cheap ass skrill monkey

8👍 4👎

monkey pit

a vagina or pussy or cunt

i can't wait to dip my banana into your monkey pit

8👍 5👎

rat monkey

A misbehaving housecat.

Damnit! The stupid rat monkey got into the garbage again.

8👍 4👎

Ass-Monkey

A "kiss ass", "brown noser". A person who is trying to impress someone by following them around...closely.

8👍 4👎

Monkey's Elbow

The ultimate compliment

The best, the funniest, the greatest, the most awesome

Bee's knees got nothing on the monkey's elbow.

I will be happy forever because Mr. Potato is the Monkey’s Elbow.

8👍 4👎

monkey cocaine

any type of fecal matter that is accessible to monkeys and sniffed regularly by said monkeys.

any type of fecal matter that is sniffed.

That chimp has some strong monkey cocaine - he just fell off the branch!

Have you been gardening or is that monkey cocaine under your nails?

9👍 4👎