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Quite possibly the 52nd biggest London Club. Pretty certain they should still be playing Sunday league football on Hackney Marshes. They are sometimes an improved team on the pitch when they have Andy Carrol on loan from the local hospital.
There is major concerns over the fruit salad bowl they will never fill up apparently becoming a library on match days. Also have the gayest song anyone has ever heard on the terraces. We forever blowing.... oh do me a favour and self harm yourselves.
West Ham United Football Club should take up table tennis
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Beasts of the Middle East. Situated in downtown Abu Dhabi. It is compromised of legends only. The group is extremely selective of its applicants; usually only the elite are allowed into their domain;moreover, they are in fact lit like bic. They also are notorious for driving cars without brakes.
Man I wish I get accepted into Naughty Hellfire Club (NHC).
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Released in 1967 this is The Beatles eighth studio album. It is possibly the most overrated record ever made. Not as good as Magical Mystery Tour released later the same year and not as important (or as good) as Revolver released a year earlier.
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band is a very good record none the less, maybe even great, but it aint Mozart.
Usually name checked by people who know little about music and even less about The Beatles.
John:"Let's go back to the flat and listen to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band."
Paul: "Let's go back to the flat but let's listen to Revolver"
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When anyone says " Mickey mouse in my club house" , it means there is metaphorically a penis in their vagina . The reason we say Mickey Mouse is because his head resembles a tiny penis ( Mostly because of the ears) .
Her - " theres a Mickey mouse in my club house"
Some random guy -" wait what? "
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1) When you think something is "the greatest of all time" because you have heard it said by others for so long that you begin to believe it yourself.
2) Conforming with a majority of people's opinion about something being the "greatest of all time" when you might not fully understand why.
A day in the life of someone with this condition...
Person #1: DUDE! Snickers is the greatest candy bar of all time.
Person #2: That's strange. I could have swore the other day you said Kit Kat was the greatest candy bar. What made you change your mind?
Person #1: Well, I read a Rolling Stone article listing the 500 greatest candy bars of all time. They placed Snickers as number one. OMG SNICKERS IS THE BEST BECAUSE THEY SAID IT WAS. NOW I THINK IT'S THE BEST TOO
Person #2: Oh God, you're suffering a bad case of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
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The best thing ever since sliced bread
Person 1: what should I listen to
Everyone: SGT PEPPERS LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND DUHHHH
the biggest morons who join this club are lena and laura. only special people can join.
you should be a special person club member cause you look like a moron.
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