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The shock you feel when you mistakenly turn the shower temperature down, causing you to immediately whip the handle too far in the opposite direction, thus freezing you to a popsicle and then boiling you alive in the matter of a split second.
That shower whiplash had me streaking through the house... Now I have to explain things to my mother.
When you have no available shower and you need to shower quick, you hop in a freezer. The cold bombs the stink away.
Dude I need to take a bomb shower.
Smearing shit all over the walls of the shower.
Dude had a tankless toilet so instead of an upper decker, I resorted to mudding the shower.
The hose located on the backside of your camper.
Y’all’s gross go wash off in the Patton Shower!
A special kind of shower head usually found in hotels in South America and Southeast Asia that heats the water using electricity. Cheaply made ones can electrocute you.
Make sure to book a room at a hotel with a real shower, not one of those suicide showers.
A word used to describe the women-take-longer-showers-than-men phenomena. It has never been proved what exactly takes them so long to complete a shower, but one can safely assume that they've discovered the enlightenment described in Buddhist philosophy, i.e. Nirvana.
Person 1: Man, what is taking her so long in the shower?
Person 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she's probably just discovered shower nirvana.
The act of rinsing off, when hot and/or sweaty, by taking a dip in the pool rather than taking a conventional shower.
I just worked out vigorously in the gym, and could not wait to take a pool shower to cool off.