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A hemorrhoid butthole with dried blood.
A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.
victorian slang for an unmarried woman who would meet up with her friends and gossip.
i shall not be taking word of a woman who such a muffin walloper
I have an itchy sazzle muffin
I need to go get my sazzle muffin waxed
Your face looks like a sazzle muffin
When a chicks herpes is going absolutely wild to the point of crunchiness on her muffin
I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today
Someone who pursues people who have muffin tops sexually.
Some people are chubby chasers. But David likes them only that optimum amount of chubby, just enough for some muffin top but not enough to be huge. I give you, the Muffin chaser.
A small place on main street in medway where everyone who is too cheap for Starbucks but wants something more expensive than dunks goes. It has bomb ass muffins and coffee. But don't forget the muffins
I went to muffin house with a couple of friends yesterday and I have no regrets about the 4 muffins I ate.