boob man

(noun) A heterosexual male who prefers boobs over ass, or has a general obsession with boobs. This is usually in regard to discussion between men about which body part (arse or chest) they find most attractive.

The antonym to the boob man is the ass guy.

(Two men discussing women)
Boob Man: Becky has the best rack I’ve ever seen. I want her so bad.
Ass Guy: Yea but her ass is flat as a pancake.
Boob Man: I don’t care.

boob food

Break milk or food thrown into a woman's bra that can be eaten after.

Did that baby like your boob food?!

Boob cliff

When a girl's shirt bunches up awkwardly to create a platform on her boobs.

"Girl, you are having a major boob cliff moment."

Bar Boobs

'Bar Boobs' are when a girl falsely enhances the size of her breasts using push up bras and god knows what else, specifically when going out to the bars or clubs.

-"omg did you see becca's instagram pic from last night?!"
-"YUUUUS....her bar boobs were on point!!!"
-"I know right! I wonder if the guy she went home with was disappointed with what he found underneath"
-"You mean what he didn't find??"

boob glasses

A dark pair of sunglasses that permits one to stare at ones boobs without the risk of getting caught

Dude, check out those Norks!!

I can't, I left my boob glasses at home.

That was silly wasn't it. It's boob central!

boob goober

When a man cums on a girl's title, and she wipes it off she misses some. The part she misses drys and she has a boob goober on her tits.

Johnny came in Sally's tips. Oops Sally missed a spot while cleaning up. Now she is walking around with a boob goober

Boob rivers

The elegant network of blue veins visible in some breasts.

I became in entrances by her bust's landscape: nipple peaks and the boob rivers.