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Referring to a girl, that while not a knock-out, is someone you would easily sleep with.
Guy 1: That girl ain't that hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.
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It's an intensification of "what do you want, a cookie?" which shows lack of interest when someone tells something he considers very cool or amazing, mostly while showing off whith it.
For example, you can use it when you are down and someone thinks he has to tell you just NOW how happy and overjoyed he is.
(I am sad because my love is already assigned)
Annoying person: ...and I just kissed her! She requested me to bring her home and in front of her house she asked whether I wanted to see her stamp collction -haha- and of course I said yes- damn she's so friggin' hot- and then we went in and she took off her...
You: Hey, do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?
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from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.
(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".
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When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.
Mark: Wow Marcus, how was your day?
Marcus: This website uses cookies to enhance user experience and to analyze performance and traffic on our website. We also share information about your use of our site with our social media, advertising and analytics partners. Use of this site is subject to our terms of service.
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Occuring on July 29th, its the day where you give your favorite otter friend a cookie!
"Hey, do you have the cookies prepared? Tomorrow is National Give an Otter a Cookie Day!"
Inserting cookies or crackers into your ass and having a dog or any other animal eat them out.
I just had some animal cookies last night now im out of peanut butter.
6 foot 5 240 upcoming professional pornstar. On his way to dominating Jonny Sinns. Body count, whatever he wants. Overall big baller at Montgomery high school
Damn cookie McDonald fucked my girl, sister, mom, and grandma at the same time.