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A gay man who licks on the ass of another man.
That fag Benji is a chocolate tunnel taster.
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After cumming in her ass, she forces out your jizz like a spider forces out its silk. an Anal Cream Pie.
She can pull-off a Chocolate Spider better than I can pull-off a Spiderman.
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A delicious, sweet twist to an otherwise ravenous session of eating ass.
Prior to commencing analingus, the receiver places an unwrapped chocolate Hershey bar square (1-3 squares recommended) between their ass cheeks, near the top of their ass crack, and initiates 10-15 minutes of brisk movement or exercise.
This allows for the sweet chocolate to melt and flow gingerly into the pucker wrinkles and on the succulent petals of the old rosebud.
Akin to a chocolate fondue, it will be devoured by the giver in what will be the most stimulating tongue punching of the fartbox experience ever received.
A favorite on Valentine’s Day and birthdays.
I surprised Clara on Valentine’s Day with a chocolate dipped rosebud. She was eating my ass like a fat kid eating candy and I also got a reach around.
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Shaneequa has a smelly chocolate bearded clam
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when a girl slathers melteh chocolate all over a penis and proceeds to suck it off like a lolipop. yum!
I had the best chocolate peenie pop last night! Happy ending and all!
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In order to correctly accomplish this feat, the male has to be receiving a bumpkin. As he squeezes off a shit the female must catch the turd and attempt to slide it on his erect penis, if all else fails she must get a large portion of feces on his penis and her face. To finish she must continue the blow job until ejaculation on her face. Thus the white chocolate brownie.
Raul: Yo meng, I heard jose got a white chocolate brownie the other night from that fat slut on colfax.
Paulo: A bumkin is one thing, but getting a white chocolate brownie is fucked, buts its still probably cleaner than fucking that nasty bitch.
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A term used by ignorant anti-obama propaganda. They compare the current president, Barack Obama, to Adolf Hitler through their "socialist ideals".
However, people with half a brain will realize the Hitler and the Nazis were fascists. Socialism is much closer to Marxism, although it has many differences. Communism tries to remove all social class while Socialism wishes to distribute it evenly. The poor do the harder work while the rich pay off the majority of the tax, in a nutshell.
Ignorant Youth: Obama is a socialist like Hitler, he's a Chocolate Adolf Hitler !
Smart Youth: No, Hitler was a fascist, much difference. The Czech Republic is Socialist, and since when did they fuck up 6 million Jews?
Ignorant Youth: NO! NO! NO! NO! OBAMA = HITLER!
Smart Youth: Okay buddy, let me re-weld the left side of your model airplane...
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