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This is a common phrase that is used to deter a dirty scoundrel from stealing your ice cream.
*Rob grabs for Bjorn's ice cream*
Bjorn - "GET OFF MY CREAM!"
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Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).
*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
Omg its Mallory's Ice Cream Day!! I better walk to Ben & Jerry's and get her some Cherry Garcia!
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When a man wanks over a girl's asshole whit the tip of this penis touching her ass as she sips on a cup of black coffee waiting for him to come.
Friend: "What did you do this morning?"
Women:"I just had a cream in my coffee cup!"
Friend: "Sweet!"
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Endorphous occasionally answers his mobi pho with this phrase. It's true meaning is not known, however the term was coined around the same time as "a nailed christ hand" & "on claw towel gin".
A Steam Dream Beam Cream.
Hi,is Norman there?
He's gone.
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The mixture of blood, cum, and shit that comes out of an ass after being fucked.
I fucked your sister so hard that she made neapolitan ice cream.
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When you fucking a black girl and you don't pull out.
nigga howd sex go nigga??A?????????
extra creamed ass oreo
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Anal sex in the morning followed by an anal cream pie
There's nothing better than a hot bagel with cream cheese to get the day started.
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