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I was pedaling the cows cunt hard up a hill and it was bobbing up and down more than a poorly supported pair of boobs when running. I could tell he was riding a cows cunt from a distance by the riding position and the amount it was bobbing.
A moist or slippery cunt (vagina) usually created when a large penis is put into a vagina. Or a word used to describe a person who is a slimy cunt like Evan Comrie
When you are eating a female out but you only focus on the clit with your tongue
I'm about to lick cunt my girlfriend
A putrid Person
A low life
A person who doesn't look after themselves hygienically
A person who abuses kids
"Yo man guy in cell 3 is a putrid Cunt"
"no worries bra I'll let the boys know we'll have him out of here in no time"
"Well well well what have we here oh it's a putrid Cunt"
Go have a wash you putrid Cunt you stinky cunt
The person at a wedding who takes throwing confetti to the next level.
All of the wedding guests will joyously toss confetti in the direction of the newly weds as they pass whereas the confetti cunt will aim to hit and hurt anyone in sight.
Andy: "I'm going to hit the bride in the face with this fistful of confetti!"
Craig: "Man, don't be a confetti cunt!"
Sam: "What the hell is that guy doing?"
Craig: "Being a confetti cunt"
Bride: "As I was walking from the church, I'm pretty sure someone deliberately hit me in the face with a handful of petals"
Bridesmaid: "Yeah, I saw him. It was that confetti cunt"
Bride: "Diiiick"
Confetti cunt, Confetti, cunt, wedding, bride
When eggs are poured inside of a woman's vagina where they are held there for a various period of time to scramble before being excreted onto a plate or slice of toast. A popular breakfast dish amongst horny older men
Customer: just some eggs on toast plz
Waitress: how would you like your eggs cooked?
Customer: cunt scrambled please
A person's single redeeming quality that distracts from the fact they are a grade A douche fag.
"It took me a while to realise the only reason I like her was because she had a Cunt Muffling set of tits"
"The only reason he spends so much time working out at the gym is because his face is too ugly to be a Cunt Muffler"