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UK - long rolling papers for zoots

Do you have any longs?

by 345rtg3dd July 28, 2021


Long

A Vietnamese/Chinese generally given to males who are big-brained. Long is quiet and invested in what he does, whatever it may be. Like most Asians, Long is gifted in comparison to his white counterparts. Although Long prefers going solo, he will not shy away from group scenarios or an opportunity to expand his social circle.

Random person: What's your name?
Long: Long
Random person: Lol?
Long: Long
Random person: LhOnGh (with an obvious accent)
Long: No, it's literally Long, L-O-N-G
Random person: :-o
*awkward silence*

by foxynips October 14, 2019


Long

Long … very

Charlie Stanley has a long penis

by Holly_myler November 11, 2021


Long

This can interpreted in numerous fashions.

1) the measurement of the length of the e wooden door in which one closes to retain the heat in their residual abode.

2) what your mother says when she sees me

3) the distance between the place of your stayingness and the place of your holidayingness. For example: Stayingness in USA, holidayingness in Greece.

4) the waiting list for health care assistance

5) the length of one’s penis

6) the original length of the twin towers before September 11th 2001!

That is really long!

by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024


Long

The name Long is a boy's name of Chinese, Vietnamese origin meaning "dragon". Cool dude.

To call someone Long

by baruska_muska November 21, 2021


Long

A strapping, strong, young man. Knows how to use his flippers. Can outrun a shark. His name may be Long but his love for women is short, he's gay.

Is that my boyfriend Long?

by Chuck Messerly September 22, 2022


Long

When you get an erection, but it's longer than it usually is.

James: Hey, how was the movie?
Denny: The movie was so great, it gave me a long. Do you want to see it?
James: Sure!

by TheR0B0TNinja January 9, 2022