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To shoot someone in the face. Most applicable when that someone is a beloved friend or relative of the shooter.
(guy shoots another guy in the face)
Guy 1: Whoa! You just shot Frederick Rogerson! He saved your life three times, looked after your children while you were out, for free, and introduced you to your wife of 17 years! And you Dick Cheney'd him!
Guy 2: Yeah, I Dick Cheney'd my wife and kids too.
Guy 1: You're secretly Dick Cheney, aren't you?
Guy 2: Ha-HA! Sly one, aren't you?
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the most beautiful thing to ever exist.
hey, have you seen shrek's dick?
hell yeah man
HEHEHEHEHEH
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Like the more notable, strap on, the dick on a belt allows a person without a penis to engage in pleasuring their partner(s) with a large, hard, cylindrical object.
The dick on a belt can refer to a homemade strap on as well, which is constructed of your everyday dildo/vibrator, a belt & perhaps some duct tape.
Jenny came over last night and fucked me with her dick on a belt.
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When the dick becomes so limber and stretched out due to excessive beej. You know that peaceful serenity you get. So loose and limber. Flexible. And now stretched out with increase length and loss of girth. You know that's suction baby!
Man T Rose been givin tha beej so much I got a case of yoga dick!
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Slang for crystal meth.
"Hey, you should call your buddy and see if he'll sell us some dick dandruff."
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Another word for dipshit, dumbass, dick, and other derogative terms. Most likely the other person will have never heard of it and probably will start laughing.
Why you got to be such a dick biscuit about it?
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the smegma found under the foreskin, with a pungently gross smell that fills the whole house. Often used as a substitute for Parmesan within poverty-stricken households.
"my dick cheese is evolving, i think its becoming a fetus!"
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