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Something a little greasy like a pastry, but sleazy like the IT guy peepin some cleavage while he uselessly double clicks your mouse.
Zak, get to fucking work you god-damned sleaze muffin.
A puff muffin is a vagina thats so fat it oozes juice constantly. People who like these types of vaginas typically have the name jakob.
Aye how'd you like that puff muffin last night bro?
The tip of the penis resembling a muffin.
You look hungry, Im gonna give you my throbbing muffin tip.
A hemorrhoid butthole with dried blood.
A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.
victorian slang for an unmarried woman who would meet up with her friends and gossip.
i shall not be taking word of a woman who such a muffin walloper
Stuffing male part into females muffin.
I’m going to be stuffin your muffin tonight. Cause I’m the Muffin Stuffer Man.
A thin and fragile white woman that others would describe as a “mud shark” or “snow bunny”
Oh your know Destiny? She’s such a easy muffin!