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Noun;Human male ejaculate floating inside a public shower.
Hey bud, don't step on the endangered fresh water jellyfish swimming in the shower or you'll get a fine.
A common disease that affects many male swimmers annually especially ones named Joey and Issac. Once the entire body of the swimmer is covered in water before practice, pool enzymes and proteins enter the body and increase testosterone by 700%. This allows even the ugliest of bitches to appear sexy.
"I wanted that ugly ass mom to sit on my face. I guess that was the horny water syndrome at work."
Bruce: Hey Dude why are you late?
Alex: Sorry man, I had to ease a gator into the water.
When you meet someone special that is a half arm amputee. He/she grabs your penis with their good arm and you crank the "nub" pumping it, up and down like a an old fashioned water pump. The stroke is depending on what speed you want them to go
**Works the most efficiently when you are face to face
Bro, she gave me a colonial water pump last night and it was awesome
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That of legitimacy
Jacksepticeye: STRAIGHT FUCKING WATER
Or
Jacksepticeye: Straight fucking dirty bean water *sips coffee/dirty bean water*
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A dump which is able to support itself and rise above the typical average water level in a toilet. An outstanding achievement, the performer is encouraged to bring others in to witness. Photographs do not have the same impact.
He was able to break the water line with a single chute of feces. They carried from the field that day.
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The sport people play in high school when the individual lacks the athletic abilities to play sports such as football, basketball, and soccer. Gets you in great shape though. Also participants wears Speedos, and no that does not make them gay.
My friend decided to play water polo because he was not strong enough to play football, and his jump shot was garbage.
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